According to the Daily Mirror today we have made a new signing. In fact, it seems that he played in the Community Shield match against United yesterday – which is puzzling as I didn’t see him on the pitch (and we could have done with him):
That’s right, there he is in between Mario Balotelli and James Milner – it’s former Barcelona striker, David Villa. Now there’s a turn up for the books – how did that one get past the Mirror’s editors?

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